Dean for America:

Now Howard, are you really serious with this? While Ashcroft is in office, I'm supposed to send a petition to him telling him that "I will not stand for your using fear to threaten what it means to be an American?". Why? So he can now have my name and address and come kick down my door? We Americans are not very bright, I know, but come on now... Whereas, I might admire your intentions, there's no way I'm painting a bullseye on my shirt.